Cookie, you're a "Poser", a "Whiner" AND a "Mooch"!

Have you been able to teach your students anything for the past weeks while thoughts of "Sugar Plum Valiants" were dancing through your head?

I hope you have a safe trip, have lots of fun, learn a lot and get a lot done this weekend!

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I’m Mater
The Kentucky Poser

Cookie, you're a "Poser", a "Whiner" AND a "Mooch"!

Yep, but not as high maintenance as you Bubs!

Mater, ya started out strong and then fizzled. You are supposed to run me right into the ground and then kick me while I'm down.

All the well wishes are to be handled through PMs as you well know.

So git with the program soldier - do I have ta draw ya a picture?

Do I have to git you a manual or sumpin? Damn....

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66 Lil' Red Piggie Valiant (Mater Crusher) - Thanks Zilla!!!!! 72 Demon (Number 1 Son's)

You arch rivals better butch up. Next thing, you'll be holding a my little pony gift exchange, and giggling in the corner.

Not that I'd expect much more out of a ground pounder. Even a plush pink horse would remind him of his days in the Cav', playing with dolls.

CJ

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You guys are RUTHLESS!! Yeesh!

Just shut up and get back to work!

So, Cookie... Who DID you con into driving you to Bagel's Barn? I s'pose whoever it is will have to pay for gas and feed you too...

I don't think Bagel really knows what he's getting himself into....

Ceej,... I'm startin' to see your true colors and figger out who my REAL friends are... From the tone of your post I am going to assume that you may have spent some time in the Navy. You seem very familiar with that type of behavior....

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Rob

I’m Mater
The Kentucky Poser

Here's a sticker for you Rob. Maybe it will soothe the burning from the sand in your vajayjay for awhile.

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CJ

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Part of Tyrde-Browne Racing

<Hello Sailor>

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Yeah....Im the one who destroyed this rare, vintage automobile.....

Bagel,... you're crude.

I ain't goin' there.

Besides,... no sand here. I'm right as rain.

You big tough guys are WAY too familiar with these little girlie toys...

You're openin' up a can o' worms adoptin' Cookie like you are.

Don't say I didn't tell you so when you get tired of him buggin' you all the time! From the way I see it you may have a hard time gettin' him to leave! I talked to his wife, 'member?

(Don't tell Cookie I told you this, but she said NOT to send him home after the banquet! That's the real reason I can't call him. She's mad at me fer sendin' him back! )

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Rob

I’m Mater
The Kentucky Poser

A very good friend of mine who goes by DadTruck. Ya see Mater when ya treat people with respect and common courtesy they pay it back in spades.

Ya need to read that Dale Carnegie book. Course with you bein' one of them Army brASS guys you are prolly used to ranting and getting your way. The poor possum does not even know...........

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66 Lil' Red Piggie Valiant (Mater Crusher) - Thanks Zilla!!!!! 72 Demon (Number 1 Son's)

No need no how! Just us lumberjacks around here and we are OKAY!

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66 Lil' Red Piggie Valiant (Mater Crusher) - Thanks Zilla!!!!! 72 Demon (Number 1 Son's)

the possum aint poor and has raced Slants for 13 years and you doint know what wrath he can bring on you. Doint Thread On Me Ron Parker












It Aint Over Until I Win

Hell Ron, I'm just trying to help out a no race car having poser.

He may never win a round, but at least he'll have a ton of fun.

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Saturday, Nov 26, 2011,, Day 1 of the wvenable slant six race car..

here is a link to photographic evidence of the days events. Certainly one of the great day's in motor-sports....

http://www.flickr.com/photos/13718356@N ... 167490965/

* the first shots are,, transporting the powerplant, chosen from the vast array of slant six motors available at the Venable villa.
** included is a photo of one of the modern transportation conveyances encountered on the route to the Slantzilla skunkworks factory
*** the remaining photos show the highly skilled team, working with great vigor,,to bring the dream to fruition
**** the last photo is dedicated by wv to rs

regards
DT

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so............did it fire right up?

...or did we just unload the truck and drink beer?

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