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Ron Parker
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If you run mud and snow grip tires on your yankee street car and call them the cheater slicks................................. You Might be a Bagel Bomber









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If you have a "Dixie" air horn on your race car............................You might be a Possum. :shock:

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If you set down in your yankee street car and it sounds llike a whupiee chusion went off but it was you.......................You might be a Bagel Bomber











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If the main item in your safety gear is a box of Depends undergarments........................You are definitely a Possum. :shock:

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If the main item in your yankee street car is a cell phone with the progamed Pizza Hut delivery number in it.........................You might be a Bagel Bomber










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If you get beat senseless at the tree by a 72 year old man.....................................You might be a Possum. :shock:

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If the best light you have all day is a Bud Lite...............................................You might be a Possum. :shock:

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If you breath more joos than goes in your engine just to get up your nerve to race ...............................you might be a Bagel Bomber











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If you can stuff 5 whole corn muffins in your mouth and still tell more stories than Mother Goose..................................You might be a Possum. :shock:

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If a California Slant racer invites you out there for a pop festival and you show up with 24 2 litre Pepsi in your car.........................Might be a Bagel Bomber









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If your racing stories all start out "Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh**"..................You might be a Possum. :shock:

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If you race your yankee street car and red light more times than the population of Chicago...............................you might be a Bagel Bomber











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If your reactions are so slow that you can't redlight if you leave on the stage bulb..........................................You might be a Possum. :shock:

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If your RACE car is so slow that they clock you with a sundial.....................You just may possibly be a Possum. :shock:

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