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Author: | Ron Parker [ Wed May 25, 2005 4:01 pm ] |
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If you run mud and snow grip tires on your yankee street car and call them the cheater slicks................................. You Might be a Bagel Bomber Refining A Better Bagel Toaster |
Author: | slantzilla [ Wed May 25, 2005 7:22 pm ] |
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If you have a "Dixie" air horn on your race car............................You might be a Possum. ![]() |
Author: | Ron Parker [ Wed May 25, 2005 7:43 pm ] |
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If you set down in your yankee street car and it sounds llike a whupiee chusion went off but it was you.......................You might be a Bagel Bomber Refining A Better Bagel Toaster |
Author: | slantzilla [ Thu May 26, 2005 9:08 am ] |
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If the main item in your safety gear is a box of Depends undergarments........................You are definitely a Possum. ![]() |
Author: | Ron Parker [ Thu May 26, 2005 7:35 pm ] |
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If the main item in your yankee street car is a cell phone with the progamed Pizza Hut delivery number in it.........................You might be a Bagel Bomber Refining A Better Bagel Toaster |
Author: | slantzilla [ Thu May 26, 2005 8:11 pm ] |
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If you get beat senseless at the tree by a 72 year old man.....................................You might be a Possum. ![]() |
Author: | Doctor Dodge [ Thu May 26, 2005 9:23 pm ] |
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Author: | slantzilla [ Thu May 26, 2005 9:31 pm ] |
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If the best light you have all day is a Bud Lite...............................................You might be a Possum. ![]() |
Author: | Guest [ Fri May 27, 2005 5:46 am ] |
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If you breath more joos than goes in your engine just to get up your nerve to race ...............................you might be a Bagel Bomber Refining A Better Bagel Toaster |
Author: | slantzilla [ Fri May 27, 2005 10:14 am ] |
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If you can stuff 5 whole corn muffins in your mouth and still tell more stories than Mother Goose..................................You might be a Possum. ![]() |
Author: | Guest [ Fri May 27, 2005 10:41 am ] |
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If a California Slant racer invites you out there for a pop festival and you show up with 24 2 litre Pepsi in your car.........................Might be a Bagel Bomber Refining A Better Bagel Toaster |
Author: | slantzilla [ Fri May 27, 2005 11:54 am ] |
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If your racing stories all start out "Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh**"..................You might be a Possum. ![]() |
Author: | Ron Parker [ Fri May 27, 2005 7:30 pm ] |
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If you race your yankee street car and red light more times than the population of Chicago...............................you might be a Bagel Bomber Refining A Better Bagel Toaster |
Author: | slantzilla [ Mon May 30, 2005 6:12 am ] |
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If your reactions are so slow that you can't redlight if you leave on the stage bulb..........................................You might be a Possum. ![]() |
Author: | slantzilla [ Tue May 31, 2005 5:08 pm ] |
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If your RACE car is so slow that they clock you with a sundial.....................You just may possibly be a Possum. ![]() |
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