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Author:  slantzilla [ Wed Jun 08, 2005 7:39 pm ]
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If you openly brag about your light cutting abilities on the Internet yet keep getting welded to the tree by old men......................................You definitely are a Possum. :shock:

Author:  Ron Parker [ Thu Jun 09, 2005 5:41 pm ]
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If you openly brag about how fast your yankee street car is on the internet but no one has ever seen it run fast.................................you might be a Bagel Bomber











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Author:  Ron Parker [ Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:07 pm ]
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If the old men know they doint have to beat you on the light because you will beat yourself...............................you might be a Bagel Bomber










Refining A Better Bagel Toaster

Author:  slantzilla [ Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:42 pm ]
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If the annual income of your entire state is less than what one Cornhusker earns...............................You might be a Possum. :shock:

Author:  slantzilla [ Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:43 pm ]
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If you are happy because your new cell phone finally does not have a cord............................You might be a Possum. :shock:

Author:  Ron Parker [ Sun Jun 12, 2005 7:16 pm ]
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If your happy you doint have to do any cell time because that yankee street car got pulled over for going to slow ...........you might be a Bagel Bomber










Refining A Better Bagel Toaster

Author:  Ron Parker [ Sun Jun 12, 2005 7:20 pm ]
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If you have to pay your entire yearly income for a slow Cornhusker engine...................................you might be a Bagel Bomber











Refining A Better Bagel Toaster

Author:  slantzilla [ Mon Jun 13, 2005 6:37 pm ]
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If you're excited because you're car is gonna be on TV, then find out it's on the Comedy Channel........................................................You might be a Possum. :shock:

Author:  Ron Parker [ Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:43 pm ]
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If you are sad because you were warned for going to slow thru a toll booth and it was on the lets make a deal channel...........................you might be a Bagel Bomber










Refining A Better Bagel Toaster

Author:  slantzilla [ Tue Jun 14, 2005 8:01 pm ]
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If your race car is sponsored by Bozo the Clown and people ask you for an autograph.................................................You might be a Possum. :shock:

Author:  slantzilla [ Tue Jun 14, 2005 8:02 pm ]
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If you have ever gotten caught wearing a wig so you could race in a Powder Puff.................................You might be a Possum. :shock:

Author:  slantzilla [ Tue Jun 14, 2005 8:03 pm ]
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If you got caught with the wig at the buy-back window..................................You might be a Possum. :shock:

Author:  Ron Parker [ Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:27 pm ]
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If you have never raced long enuff to go to the buy back window.....................you might be a Bagel Bomber











Refining A Better Bagel Toaster

Author:  Ron Parker [ Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:33 pm ]
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If you go thru tech in tour yankee street car and they ask are you humpdey dumpdey....................................you might be a Bagel Bomber










Refining A Better Bagel Toaster

Author:  slantzilla [ Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:33 pm ]
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If you have ever pulled your car into staging and the lane steward told you that the demo derby was tomorrow....................................You might be a Possum. :shock:

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