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Hee hee hee - the mystery lube!
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sounds like you need a seal in any case.
A penguin was driving along when all of a sudden there was a "Bang!" from under the hood of her car, lots of acrid smoke, and a trail of oil. She was close to town, so she coasted in and parked in front of a service garage. The mechanic told her it would be about an hour, so the penguin waddled off across the street to the 7-11 and, being a penguin, hung out in the freezer case with the frozen desserts. Temptation got the better of her, and she couldn't resist polishing off a few cartons of vanilla ice cream, her favorite. She didn't have a spoon, so she just dove in headfirst and gobbled up the ice cream. After about an hour, she hopped out of the freezer case, paid for the ice cream she'd eaten, and waddled back across the street. The mechanic said "Oh, you're back. Looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin said "Just fix the car and leave me out of this, OK?"
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You can make a concoction of steer gear lube on your stove using chassis grease and gear lube, then pour it in while it's hot and runny. I forget the ratio of grease:oil, anybody else know?
Roughly half and half. Make sure to do it when your spouse won't be home for at least a couple of hours, to give you time to vent the smell out of the kitchen...otherwise you may not survive to care whether the steering box carries on leaking or not.
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